What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?